Nut Stories

Here is the story I tell.
When I was growing up, and my sisters were starting to date. My mother took them aside and told them that the best form of birth control was to put an aspirin,nickle, dime, or quarter between their knees and hold it there until they got off of their dates. But as you know, too many young girls let the aspirin fall and got pregnant,so modern technology came up with this hazelnut which replaces the aspirin. They hold it between their knees instead. If they were to go out and fool around they were supposed to break the nut.

ALSO---- It is a fantasy wish nut. Make a wish and you get what you were wishing for.

Here is a story shared on our facebook page: "My Uncle was a hazelnut farmer and tried to make a hybrid hazelnut and rubber tree, here is one of the nuts from that tree.."

The condoms inside are HOLEY and are NOT TO BE USED FOR SEX!!!

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